It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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