I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Randomize
