I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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