i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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