so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
i think im in europe. pls send help
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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