No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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