Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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