Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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