I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
