it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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