Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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