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You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just forgot I was standing up.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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