Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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