I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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