No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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