You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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