i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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