Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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