i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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