Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Sorry my hands just texted you
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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