You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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