your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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