my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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