doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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