the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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