Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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