So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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