Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Come on in and take your pants off
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