How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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