if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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