Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
you never un-have a 4some
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