Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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