We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I've blown a few things in my day
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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