She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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