It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
