I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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