I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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