Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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