youre lurking in front of me
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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