She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize