: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I showed him my bush... on skype.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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