His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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