He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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