Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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