hotel room ftw
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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