if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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