I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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