and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Shame - the story of my life.
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