love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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