i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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