I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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