Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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