will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
God, I missed his penis.
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