I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I need a beard to bite.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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