i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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