remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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