this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Randomize
