So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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